I can't do it all ~OR~ My to-do list is actually quite short

Here is what I do:

• Get up with Sara every morning
• Feed her (or at least keep her from eating candy for breakfast)
• Shower
• Get dressed
• Make coffee -- sometimes, drink it
• Look for breakfast to eat in the car -- sometimes, find it
• Think about finding something to take for lunch -- sometimes, make it
• Work: that's another post entirely
• Get home & assume Sara responsibility
• Clean house -- no, pick up crap; no time for cleaning
• Ask Rob to do laundry (a few times a week)
• Sometimes fold it
• Worry about the house
• Worry about money
• Worry about Sara/my health/the future
• Go to the grocery
• Cook
• Wash dishes
• Keep Sara from killing herself
• Give her a bath
• Argue with her
• Bargain with her
• Discipline her
• Put her to bed
• Several times each night
• Collapse
• Sleep
• Get up and do it again
• Wonder why

Here's what I don't do:

• Make a healthy breakfast for Sara & myself
• Get to work on time
• Enjoy my job/consistently make a difference
• Spend time playing with Sara
• Plan menus to have healthy dinners & lunches prepared
• Exercise
• Enjoy 15 minutes of quiet, just for me (maybe drinking coffee)
• Get enough sleep
• Spend enough time with Rob
• Spend enough time with my friends
• Read (daily)
• Write (daily)
• Create (daily)
• Behave nicely (all the time)
• Do the things I really enjoy doing, every single day
• Live happily with less
• Simplify (everything)

All I need to do:

• Switch titles on the lists above.